TFLN 2020

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【my ❝TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT❞ post】
or just text me.

♛ here is my muselist. ♛ text them — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. ♛ oh, and here is TFLN. meme code.

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[thunderwave]

[ it takes a few minutes for ethan to text lance the following:

"haha hi!! cinnabar, actually. can i call you in a few minutes? pls."

followed by:

"it's not important rly but kind of important?"

followed by:

"i'm sorry. :("

somewhere, in blackthorn city, lance heaves a massive sigh. ]

Because Ethan is the new Champion.

[ which seems like a fairly self explanatory answer, honestly. ]

[blueser]

U LOST TO ANOTHER KID???

[Then, sent after a slight pause as if an afterthought,]

from JOHTO!!

man hang it up youre over already wwwwwww

[thunderwave]

[ ah, there he is.

lance is just going to ignore that because (1) it's irrelevant and (2) it's still irrelevant, and instead focus on the obvious, which is: ]

Why are you in Cinnabar?

[ that's what you get for being a dipshit, blue. ]

[blueser]

cuz I feel like it so what

[ur not the boss of him!!! even if you are, kinda]

[thunderwave]

[ he is 100% the boss of you!!!!

it takes a solid ten minutes for the next text to come through, mostly because lance is trying to quell the urge to lecture, because lecturing as proven to be Not Helpful. and it's mostly a success: ]

Giovanni is still missing, Blue.
You can't continue to leave the Gym - or Viridian City - unguarded.

[blueser]

are you stiilll on about that?? 🙄🙄🙄

idk why you think he's gonna try running back here

it wouldn't take me 15 minutes to fly back and kick him out if he did! it's fiiiine

[thunderwave]

[ augh. typically, he has the energy to handle blue, but today is just not that day. even lance has bad days, and the events of the last handful of months are starting to catch up to him. which is annoying, because lance has stuff to do today that doesn't involve being angry over team rocket.

blah. ]

Fine.

[ nope. that's it.
just "fine."
is it fine?????????????? it's not fine. ]

[some weeks later]

[blueser]

I guess he's not bad

[thunderwave]

[ lance already knows. because lance knows everything mostly. ]

Only the best come from Johto.

[blueser]

that's pretty funny when the last 2 Champions have been from Kanto, huh?

speaking of I heard gramps gave him the go ahead to go to the mountain

[Just, you know. Bringing that up. No reason.]

[thunderwave]

[ . . . that, ethan did not tell him. and lance is surprised, for a moment, before he sets his own feelings about it aside in favor of: ]

It makes sense, given Ethan has already defeated the Elite Four. There are few challenges left, after us.

[ but that's not why blue brought it up. ]

Are you alright?

[blueser]

lol maybe this one will come back

[This does not

answer

the question]

[thunderwave]

[ oh boy. ]

Both of them will.

[ and fine, if you really want to dodge that question, lance will ask another one: ]

What do you need?

[blueser]

you seem pretty confident about that

[Sheesh, all this needling... It was pretty annoying that Lance knew what he was thinking about more exactly, but Blue doesn't know if he really texted just to rub it in his face, or... or something.]

[Something...]

just passing the gossip along, thank me later

[thunderwave]

[ blue's avoidance (while typical) is not helping the concern. and while lance is sure blue can take care of himself, he also knows that red is a sensitive subject. for quite a few people, but particularly blue.

so, he is going to needle. but needling in this manner isn't exactly working. what does typically work is either (1) inflating or (2) challenging blue's ego. but even lance can tell that sort of ribbing is probably
not going to be the most effective. ]

You are confusing confidence for a measure of hope.
But I appreciate the update; I wasn't told Ethan was attempting to scale Mount Silver.
You can tell your grandfather I'll call him later.

[ because the fuck, sam.
ANYWAY.]

Do you have any plans for the next three months? Other than the Gym.

[blueser]

k

[At Lance's obvious displeasure with the idea, Blue wants to make some kind of jibe here- at the butting of about the two only people in the region that could get a word in on each other- but wisely, keeps his thoughts to himself. Playing to either side in that disagreement was a losing battle, for him.]

[....And anyway, he's too distracted with the next part: What the fuck kind of suspicious-ass question is that, Lance!!]


[A measure of time passes as Blue stares at his phone with a distrustful grimace, trying to figure out Lance's angle. Was he joking, poking fun at him? Some kind of passive aggressive dig at his absence from the Gym? Or was he genuinely thinking to herd Blue into some manner of bootcamp with him, out of some misplaced hope of motivating him in his role? ...With all the various excuses Blue had come up with to not sit around and do nothing in a Gym that hardly saw any real challengers, he didn't think there was anything Lance could do to give him that inspiration now.]

plenty, if you need to ask

[And, at risk of showing his hand too much, but insanely curious:] why

[thunderwave]

[ lance is prepared for a fight, when blue says he has plenty to do . . . but then blue, indeed, shows his hand too much, by asking why.

got him. ]

I have to return to Johto, to train a new Pokemon.
I have business, in Mahogany Town.
And I should also visit home, while there.

[ gyarados doesn't really need to go to johto, but johto is a lot more peaceful (in his professional opinion) than kanto . . . and if gyarados gets furious and decides to try and knock anything apart, it's probably best to do that in blackthorn where there's little to destroy. the rest of it, though, is accurate -- lance wants to make sure mahogany town is okay, and he really does need to visit clair and his grandfather. for at least a day or two. ]

But if I'm being perfectly honest, I want to travel.
I need a break.
And seeing as I know you don't want to be in Kanto, you may as well come with me for at least part of it.
It's promised to be more exciting than the gym.

[ he's calling bullshit on your plans for the next three months!!! ]

[blueser]

so in other words, you want me to come along as an excuse for you to goof off

very responsible adulting, champ

[As uncharitable as Blue's interpretation is, it isn't an ...outright refusal...]

[But he's not that easy to fool!!]

if I wanted to hang out in boring Johto I can do it myself

what's in it for me

[thunderwave]

I don't require your permission to leave the region.
If anything, your company will prevent me from "goofing off."

[ read: he can goof off whenever he wants! ]

As for what's in it for you . . .
You may be able to explore Johto on your own, but you can't compete in the Dragon's Den challenge without permission from a member the Dragon Clan.

Only a small handful of outsiders have passed.

[ okay, so that the first part is a quasi-lie. lance is pretty sure blue could wander into blackthorn and his grandfather would let him do whatever he wanted once blue told him who he was and that he knew lance.

but a challenge is a challenge, and one white lie won't hurt. so -- really it's for the best. ]

[blueser]

didn't say you did but call it what it is

you delinquent

[Hmph! If you're going to criticize Blue for running off, then at least don't be hypocritical about it!]

[Blue frowns at the issued challenge, and even though he may disparage, he frowns to himself. Tch, whatever wimpy 'challenge' Lance could face him with, he'd just beat it without a sweat anyway...]

why would I wanna do your wimpy dragon challenge? I can beat yours up whenever if you want it that bad

1/2

[thunderwave]

[ somewhere, lance rolls his eyes so hard that they might fall out of his skull. ]

You cannot pass the challenge with a battle alone.
It tests your body, mind, and spirit -- of both yourself, and your Pokemon.
Your single victory against me -- while impressive -- means nothing.

[thunderwave]

But if you would rather avoid testing your limits, then that is fine.
I will have fun being a delinquent by myself.

[blueser]

[...fuck]

[fuck, he knows this is a trap, but he's mad]

[f u dad!!!!!]

I can make it more than a single victory if you're so sure!!

[Rrrrgh. RRRRRRGH!!!]

fine

I'll do your stupid cave test

when I beat it you can quit your nagging

[thunderwave]

[ one day, when blue is ready to hear it, lance will tell him that being predictable is not necessarily a strength.

but, you know. it works to his advantage on this day, which means: ]

We shall see, on all counts.

[ ♥ ]

I will meet you in Viridian by the end of the week.
Please be there.
Dragonite is excited to see you.

[blueser]

[HE KNOWS THAT YOU CAPED SHITHEAD]

whatever not like anyone makes it to this gym anyway

I'll leave upkeep to my students