( an open kingdom hearts shitpost )

[legalized]

WELCOME TO A KINGDOM HEARTS SHITPOST.



This is for all of your ancient Kingdom Hearts muses that have been lying around for 17 years and you wanna bring them out now that we've cried through Kingdom Hearts 3 together.

Some ground rules! The first three are the most important so I will make them big and shiny and red.

(1) DO NOT POST KINGDOM HEARTS 3 SPOILERS IN YOUR TOP LEVEL.
They will be auto-deleted. Don't be that guy, man.

(2) SPECIFY IF YOU ARE OKAY WITH KINGDOM HEARTS 3 SPOILERS IN YOUR TOP LEVEL.
See Rule #1.

(3) THERE WILL LIKELY BE KH3 SPOILERS IN THE COMMENTS.
So please warn for them if you guys are doing post-game threads!

(4) Who gives a damn what else you do.
Write a top level scenario, go world-hopping, come up with a new Disney adventure, AU the shit out of it . . .
It's Kingdom Hearts, there are no rules other than friendship is literally magic.

(5) Label your NSFW please. :)

dassit!

Comments

salutes u.

[sharings]

[ roxas the worst thing you ever did was give this person your cell phone number.

you know that person who sends 50 individual iMessages instead of consolidating everything into one paragraph?

it's him.

it's sora. ]

Roxas!!!!!
Oops too many !!!s.
Sorry.
Still trying to figure this thing out.
It's super handy but way too complicated. Why does it need so many buttons?
It's supposed to just make phone calls.
You would think it would come with an instruction manual or something???
Anyway
What
are you doing later?
Oops too many spaces.
:)
Hey it does faces too!

[ help ]

[seasaltkeys]

[He regrets. So much. Is it too late to change his number?]

It's not that difficult to figure out.
Are you sure you didn't just lose the manual?
I don't really have any plans? Why?

1/2

[sharings]

[ it's too late, he knows where u live ]

I didn't lose the manual!
It's just
gone
somewhere.
Probably where the Gummi Ship manual is.
But hey, I fly that without an issue, so I'll figure out how to use this too. :)

[ how is he not dead yet ]

[sharings]

And, oh! There's a carnival in town, and I want to go!!
I figured we could go together, if you weren't doing anything important.
There's supposed to be a ton of games.
And ice cream!
And hanging out with your friends.

[seasaltkeys]

[Sora don't tell him these things.]

Remind me never to get in a gummi ship with you.
Does Donald know?
Actually, I don't want to know.

[He's so telling Donald.]

But alright.
If there's ice cream.