( an open kingdom hearts shitpost )

[legalized]

WELCOME TO A KINGDOM HEARTS SHITPOST.



This is for all of your ancient Kingdom Hearts muses that have been lying around for 17 years and you wanna bring them out now that we've cried through Kingdom Hearts 3 together.

Some ground rules! The first three are the most important so I will make them big and shiny and red.

(1) DO NOT POST KINGDOM HEARTS 3 SPOILERS IN YOUR TOP LEVEL.
They will be auto-deleted. Don't be that guy, man.

(2) SPECIFY IF YOU ARE OKAY WITH KINGDOM HEARTS 3 SPOILERS IN YOUR TOP LEVEL.
See Rule #1.

(3) THERE WILL LIKELY BE KH3 SPOILERS IN THE COMMENTS.
So please warn for them if you guys are doing post-game threads!

(4) Who gives a damn what else you do.
Write a top level scenario, go world-hopping, come up with a new Disney adventure, AU the shit out of it . . .
It's Kingdom Hearts, there are no rules other than friendship is literally magic.

(5) Label your NSFW please. :)

dassit!

Comments

KING MICKEY MOUSE.

[holylight]

[ kingdom hearts 3 spoilers are okay with me! otherwise, random adventuring or dumb disney shenanigans??? idk he's a giant mouse guys.

also, a TFLN option if you want to text... a mouse... ]

I really don't think that's how it's supposed to work, Chip.
Isn't it supposed to be flashing green instead of red?

[ mickey abandon the gummi ship. ]

[chainsrevised]

I...don't think that is how it's supposed to work, Your Majesty.

[But then, hey, she never rode in a gummi ship except the once. How would she know?]

Do you need help?

[holylight]

[ !!! ]

Hiya, Namine!
I sure would love your help.
I like to think of myself as a pretty technologically savvy type of mouse, but even I get bested sometimes!
I'm thinking our latest installation of Gummi blocks isn't quite taking.
What do you think?

[ mickey seems to take her offer of help quite seriously, despite the fact that namine is not, you know, a technician. but she's good at putting things together!! so this is obviously the same thing, right? right. ]

[chainsrevised]

Well, if it's flashing red something is definitely off.
Though this is a little different than what I am used to...

[To teleport or not to teleport... that is the question.]

SORA.

[sharings]

[ i am down for post KH3 threads, and spoilers are fine! i am also down for KH3 threads of general exploring, or just shenanigans of a world-hopping sort.

also sora can TFLN wrong text you with the following: ]

doing for lunch wait why is it typing for me I didn't type that is it picking up what I'm saying why is it doing that I didn't want to text anybody I just was talking to Donald about where to get something to eat why is it sending

[ someone didn't shut siri off on his gummiphone. ]

[morosexual]

[ old dude clutching chest . jpg ]

need help turning that off or am i going to get a running play by play of the inside of the gummiship?

[ he's not like...opposed to that, really. ]

1/2

[sharings]

stop talking to me i need to figure out why my phone is acting weird we have to go back to twilight town anyway so i think we can just stop and figure it out up there wait why is it beeping let go of the controls

[ is it still going

it's still going ]

[sharings]

[ WAIT IS THAT AN ACTUAL TEXT.

hold please. ]

Riku!
Hey!
Turn what off?

[ this is ur best friend u chose this ]

[morosexual]

[ he wouldn't change sora one bit. ]

think your speech to text got turned on. you guys are headed to twilight town?

[sharings]

Oh! Yeah, I knew that. It's a cool feature!

[ t o t a l l y.

ANYWAY. hope you are ready for the slowest texting in the world because sora is still getting used to this whole "having a phone" thing. ]

Maybe! We need some supplies.
We ran into some Heartless that kinda gave us a run for our money.
(We won.)
And we need to visit Hayner, Pence, and Olette to see if anything weird has come up.
The usual!

Why, where are you guys???

[morosexual]

[ ah

nope, nope it's fine. if things line up well they can see each other soon and he can fix it without trying to troubleshoot over text or donald and goofy trying to help. ]

we're planning to stop by there, in a day or so to regroup and pick up a few things, too.
and of course you did, sora. there wasn't any doubt.

hey, did you get any good photos this time? there's...not really a lot of stuff to take pictures of where i'm at, unfortunately

[sharings]

[ the picture thing he does know how to use pretty well, and he absolutely incessantly abuses it by taking pictures of everything. but at the news of them stopping by . . . well, it prompts an instant direct-course to twilight town.

not that riku needs to know that, BUT: ]

Yeah!! See?

[ twilighttown.jpeg. ]

You have no idea how much I got yelled at for that one, but it was worth it for the sunset.
I got one in Arendelle too!
(Way scarier, it's up an actual mountain.)

[ you bet your ass i spent hours taking dumb selfies like this on my file. ]

I have a couple more but Donald isn't smiling in them, soooo they're gone forever.

[morosexual]

[ h-his heart.

both in the terribly fond 'i love this idiot' way, and in the 'haha holy shit he could have fallen off of those' kind of way. ]

if this whole savior of the universes thing doesn't work out, you could always be a photographer. these are really good, sora.

is that all snow? in the second one?

Roxas

[seasaltkeys]

[Please NO Kingdom Hearts 3 Spoilers for me. Down for OU/AU/and gummiphone shenanigans.

But yeah, No KH3 spoilers.]

salutes u.

[sharings]

[ roxas the worst thing you ever did was give this person your cell phone number.

you know that person who sends 50 individual iMessages instead of consolidating everything into one paragraph?

it's him.

it's sora. ]

Roxas!!!!!
Oops too many !!!s.
Sorry.
Still trying to figure this thing out.
It's super handy but way too complicated. Why does it need so many buttons?
It's supposed to just make phone calls.
You would think it would come with an instruction manual or something???
Anyway
What
are you doing later?
Oops too many spaces.
:)
Hey it does faces too!

[ help ]

[seasaltkeys]

[He regrets. So much. Is it too late to change his number?]

It's not that difficult to figure out.
Are you sure you didn't just lose the manual?
I don't really have any plans? Why?

1/2

[sharings]

[ it's too late, he knows where u live ]

I didn't lose the manual!
It's just
gone
somewhere.
Probably where the Gummi Ship manual is.
But hey, I fly that without an issue, so I'll figure out how to use this too. :)

[ how is he not dead yet ]

[sharings]

And, oh! There's a carnival in town, and I want to go!!
I figured we could go together, if you weren't doing anything important.
There's supposed to be a ton of games.
And ice cream!
And hanging out with your friends.

[seasaltkeys]

[Sora don't tell him these things.]

Remind me never to get in a gummi ship with you.
Does Donald know?
Actually, I don't want to know.

[He's so telling Donald.]

But alright.
If there's ice cream.